ethiopian can opener 

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

ethiopian can opener by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Ethiopian Can Opener 

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.

- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!

Ethiopian Can Opener by Bexxx May 1, 2004