Ethan Poo

When your friend takes over 20 minutes to take a shit and your left alone wondering if he's wanking or crying.

Boy: I need to go for a dump
Girl: It better not be an Ethan Poo
Boy: Sorry, need some time alone

Ethan Poo by Yep I'm George April 9, 2015

Ethan Poopalasingham 

One of the biggest wastemans of peths, thinks he’s big but in reality he’s skinny af. The yute will follow and unfollow you quick times and if the mandem adds you on snap be prepared for pictures of his non existent jawline.

Ethan poopalasingham is a bucktee no cap

Ethan Poopalasingham by Crodie July 18, 2019

Ethan Poole 

Your local stupid asian friend that you met from another friend in middle school.

Damn, that guy is an Ethan Poole!

Ethan Poole by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022