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A very unlikable individual, and typically participates in homosexual activities.
Elijah; “Ayo, do you know Josh has been acting like an ethan p lately?”

Matthew: “No. (😐)”
ethan p by WaterQeefing November 28, 2021
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the homosexual name to be ever processed. people with this name either watches homosexual porn or is a homosexual porn star.
ethan p by WaterQeefing November 20, 2021

Ethan patton 

The guy who eats all the eggrolls and gets sick the next day and always claims it isnt food poisoning
Guy 1: hey, where is Ethan Patton?
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton
Ethan patton by Bluethunder86 April 3, 2019

ethan palmer 

A me me who can be very smelly at times
Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today
When your friend takes over 20 minutes to take a shit and your left alone wondering if he's wanking or crying.
Boy: I need to go for a dump
Girl: It better not be an Ethan Poo
Boy: Sorry, need some time alone
Ethan Poo by Yep I'm George April 9, 2015

Ethan pritchard

He’s a complete arse hole, no friends, beats girls, and he can’t spell for shit
OMG that’s not Ethan Pritchard stay away he’s a nonce

Ethan peacock 

extremely short unattractive small apenditched cunt whom enjoys sucking his own fallice
my names Ethan peacock and i have micropenis
Ethan peacock by conzy paz August 5, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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