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Ethan Myers 

The most amazing person you'll ever meet! He's someone who is always there for you no matter what or how bad things get. He's smart, kind, really good looking, funny, and a all around amazing person. He's the kind of person who you fall for in just a day and it will take a long time to get over him. He is the kind of person who when you think of him all the bad things go away and it's only him. He makes you feel like your the most amazing thing he's ever seen.

I love you Ethan

,Sasha
Ethan Myers is perfect in every single way!
Ethan Myers by Sashagreen799 February 13, 2019
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Ethan Myers

Part 2
Ethan is a man who works hard for everything he has-not because anyone handed it to him, but because he refused to give up. Ethan is an electrician, which makes total sense- because he really does light up every space he’s in. He’s motivated, driven, and building something real for himself, and for the future he dreams of. He’s the guy who doesn’t just say he’ll do it; he actually does. He doesn’t just want success, he wants to build something that lasts. The kind who’ll be up at 6 a.m. fixing something, then text you “good morning, beautiful” before you’ve even opened your eyes.
To love someone like Ethan Myers is to be loved right. He’s gentle, protective, and makes you feel like you’re the luckiest person alive. He doesn’t just treat you well, he treats you like you’re the most important person in the world. He’s not just a boyfriend; he’s your partner, your best friend, and your home all in one.
“Girl, I found my Ethan Myers.”
“Say less — marry him.”
Ethan Myers by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025

Ethan Myers

Part 1
Ethan Myers is the kind of person you don’t just meet, you find. Or maybe the universe sends him to you when you’ve finally learned what real love is supposed to feel like. He’s the definition of selfless. The man who would give the shirt off his back without thinking twice, who helps people not for attention, but because it’s who he is. He’s had a rough life, but you’d never know it by the way he loves. His heart is pure gold, his intentions always good, and his loyalty runs deep. He’s living proof that good men still exist.
He’s tall, handsome, and those blue eyes? They could melt glaciers. Combine that with a perfect face and a smile that could power a city, and you start to understand why hearts stop when he walks into a room. But the real magic is beneath all that in his heart, his drive, and the way he treats the people he loves.
“Who’s Ethan Myers?”
“Oh, just the man who taught me what real love feels like.”
Ethan Myers by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025

Ethan Myers

Part 3
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.

Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
“Who’s that smiling at her phone like she just won the lottery?”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
Ethan Myers by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026