A self-proclaimed "comedian" and YouTuber who somehow managed to amass a following despite possessing all the charm of a wet sock. Known for his signature style of lazily dissecting and mocking other content creators under the guise of "critique," Ethan has perfected the art of recycling outdated memes and regurgitating the same tired jokes. He has become the embodiment of mediocrity and a cautionary tale for anyone considering a career in online entertainment. Approach with extreme caution, as prolonged exposure to his videos may result in severe brain cell loss and an uncontrollable urge to slam your head into a wall.

Person A: Have you seen that latest Ethan Klein video?
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.

Ethan Klein by elsaabka June 19, 2023

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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