Her pet cat caught her Estherbating in front of a mirror. There was an awkward pause between the two momentarily, until Sue turned slowly back to herself and completed this unholy act of Estherbation.
The (so-called) founder of this wonderful website! Also an annoying robot the talks to you at strange hours of the morning shouting CHIXMA! She also reckons that sean is the co-founder! Phaa!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).