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Esoteric Philosophy

The branch of thought that asks whether the universe has a hidden meaning accessible only to those willing to do the work (or pay for the courses). It grapples with questions like: Is there a secret teaching behind all religions? Are coincidences actually synchronicities? And if the universe is sending me signs, why are they always so vague? ("A feather appeared on your path" – Susan, that's just a feather. Birds exist.) Esoteric philosophy is the art of finding profound meaning in ordinary things, which is either wisdom or overthinking, depending on who's paying for the workshop.
Example: "He saw a crow, then a penny, then thought about his grandmother, and concluded the universe was sending him a message about financial wisdom from beyond. His esoteric philosophy was strong. His bank account, however, remained stubbornly non-esoteric and empty."
by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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