Escalefting 

To stand on the left side of the escalator and not walk, as is proper Washington, DC Metro protocol; to not follow the "stand left, walk right" rule. A mistake commonly made by tourists or clueless (and occasionally rude) locals.

"That idiot tourist is escalefting and holding up the entire escalator."

Escalefting by kcr123 August 3, 2008

Escalating

You can't expect it to NOT escalate piece. You're presupposing that NOTHING should ever translate to child murder... And IT DOES. You're finding yourself disappointed. And I am perfectly capable of understanding that you want your kids to be safe but at a certain point you have to start considering what kind of things translate to child murder ACTUALLY, regardless of our own biased presuppositions about when violence is or is not justified. Like, we don't need to agree that child murder is justified. I need to agree with EXACTLY ONE person. And you're not Hym.

A retard "No u! Something-Something non-sequitur."

Hym "Is literally your response to everything and now I either have to let you keep screeching down my appeal for a remedy to the stalking and harassment or I have to murder your kids and kill myself because I will never let you do this to control my behavior or get me to do something else. No u, Something-Something non-sequitur isn't going to work here. You are not entitled to this not escalating and it looks like you want it to do that."

Escalating by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008