Ernie'd 

1)To have been sabatoged by someone named Ernie. 2)To resolve an issue in a backwards way.

This computer has been ernie'd.

Ernie'd by Brian Edson April 11, 2008

ernie davis academy 

the worst fucking school in new york. if you come in contact with this school you better run fast and hold your breath because it SMELLS up in this bitch. Nothing but pothead white boys, emos, petty bitches, and stanky ass hoes in this school. Also wtf is it, a high school or a middle school? Anyways, fuck Ernie Davis Academy

Matt: Yo this girl added me on snap she’s high key valid
Caleb: Yo yeah she is, where’s she from?
Matt: Ernie Davis Academy
Caleb: OH FUCK ASS NO. ABORT MISSION

ernie davis academy by User19373782292 November 7, 2019

Ernie-Dingo-drunk

The state of inebriation higher than Joseph-Fritzl-drunk and slightly more sober that 42 arrogant sudos on the piss.
This level of alcoholism instills in an individual the desire to host travel shows even though you are only capable of swearing at a puddle in the gutter and severely increases the tendancy to hit primary school students who step out of line.

Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts...
Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins.
Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!?
Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk...
Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...

Ernie-Dingo-drunk by SickTitties September 8, 2010

Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.

I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

Ernie got Betty down fast. by nobody27330 September 16, 2018

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

dirty ernie by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 9, 2004

Dirty Burt & Ernie 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

Dirty Burt & Ernie by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

Dirt Ernie 

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.

Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.

Dirt Ernie by Cookie W February 25, 2018