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Believed to be a human that resides in smithtown that goes by the name of Eric A. Rumor has it that he is an area 51 escape and is said to be an alien by many students. His face can be deranged and deformed in all sorts of ways by either extending his jaw out by 6-7 inches or by smushing his face together untill his eyes nose and mouth are literally one centimeter apart. He has outbreaks where it is said to be impossible to communicate with him, he makes weird,deranged, scary, quick movements or jolts and makes disgustingly,hideous,hard to look at, sick to ur fucking stomach faces. Doctor have Eric on a 24 hour clock and studies are continuing. Deep down there is a sweet innocent little boy who is actually very very funny,your average smart kid, and likes to watch sports, and beat his ham dick to pornography. It has been noticed by doctors Sean D, Anthony C, and Brian M, that everytime his outbreak has come to an end he will touch his nose signaling his outbreak has finished. Studies will continue, our prayers are with his family..
"Eric A." might go down as the most hideous creature this world has ever seen
Eric A. by b whizzle March 1, 2009

eric is a fag 

Eric is super mega fuckin gay, he sucks so much cock (I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAD SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND YOU DICKHEAD)
Eric is a Fag

eric but a sped 

He is a tall and white. But he is also a Sped who kill kids and touches them in his house. He is 17 years old and can't do anything and he also uses a X-Box
Eric but a sped has my son in his house. LOL
eric but a sped by Bruhman5 January 30, 2020

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key 

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Andre 

A comedian who has his own talk show on adultswim. It's very different than other shows from this case there are literally no rules. Eric does the most disturbing, mind blowing things that no other talk show would ever dare or even thinking about doing.
Eric Andre: We have your phone number Seth it's posted on the screen

Seth Rosen: I don't wanna do that, please take it down
Eric Andre by Nonsensewithwords February 27, 2017

Eric and Cory 

Are they still dating? Yes. They’ve never been more dating that now. We are dating.
Marcus: Hey Eric and Cory!

Cory: Leave us alone! We are dating!!!!
Eric and Cory by Wiggles69Piss July 26, 2022

Pekka-Eric Auvinen

Pekka-Eric Auvinen is the Finnish perpetrator responsible for the school shooting in 7th of November 2007. The Incident took place in the Jokela School Center.

At approx. 11.40 AM Auvinen started shooting randomly with his small-caliber .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito, killing the school principal, nurse, six students and finally extracted himself from this great applegarden via a bullet in the head.

Finnish newspapers reported that the killer had great respect for the columbine shooters and may have followed their example. Before attaining his killing spree, Auvinen published his "testament" in popular Finnish website, similar to Facebook and MySpace.
The testament is a long-ass rant about how he hates humanity altogether and wishes death for mankind. In here he also reported what he was about to do, a few hours before it happened. The warning went unnoticed though.

In the aftermath of the killings, a UK newspaper The Times reported some nonsense, claiming that the reason for killing is because Finland is dark, cold and socially bad place. This is however untrue. We do live in frozen caves and ride polar bears to supermarkets. The electricity what we use to reload our Nokia cellphones is respectively provided by Thor, the almighty God of Thunder. But what is this internet the Times reporter mentioned? some form of witchery, perhaps?
Man: Heard about the school shooting yet? Pekka-Eric Auvinen did it.

Woman: Yes, terrible tragedy! I have been crying most of the day...

Man: Yes yes, very terrible and all that. So, how about that blowjob?