Erection Direction

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When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.

Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*

Erection Direction by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009

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Erection Direction Correction

When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.

My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.

Erection Direction Correction by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010

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One Direction Erection

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.

I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.

One Direction Erection by Instaburn June 14, 2014

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One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

One Direction Erection Infection by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Erection Detection by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

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erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

erection defection by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

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Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

Erection defection by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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