Erection Direction 

When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.

Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*

Erection Direction by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009

Erection Direction Correction

When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.

My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.

Erection Direction Correction by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010

One Direction Erection 

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.

I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.

One Direction Erection by Instaburn June 14, 2014

One Direction Erection Infection 

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

One Direction Erection Infection by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Erection Detection by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

erection defection 

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

erection defection by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Erection defection 

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

Erection defection by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019