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English girl 

Also known as English-lover, English-loving girl
Loves the language English, very possibly a bookworm and logophile, language enthusiast,

uses long words
Probably has really good English grades

(Can alternatively mean a girl from England)
Some say "every Math boy needs his English girl", do you agree?
That girl who gets straight A+ in English...she's obviously an English girl
English girl by anonymous October 19, 2023
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Typical English Girl

Generally named Holly, always goes on about living on the gold coast, but will later change her mind to Sydney although she doesn't even know what a didgeridoo is. Likes to introduce herself as Wellingtons finest law student although she doesn't know offer and exepatance.
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.

Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
I think I'm scared to travel alone, but actually it's something else that bothers me.

Yup thats a Typical English girl.

the girl in my english class 

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.
you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008