englisch 

"English" in German (Deutsch)

"Ich spritche Englisch."
(I speak english.)

englisch by BOT Steve May 16, 2016

ich spreche kein Englisch 

I don't speak English in German.

Example:

*In Germany*

person 1: How do I get to the bus station?

person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch

person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"

person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.

ich spreche kein Englisch by Duo23 October 2, 2021

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch 

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

rally english 

A stereotypical Finnish English accent.

The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.

Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.

"Jees ai speek rally english"

rally english by bad_man12 August 11, 2016

Mahdi English 

The best English teacher alive (used as a noun)

John: Hey have you seen our new English teacher?
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!

Mahdi English by Mahdi.English June 12, 2020

Full English Breakfast 

A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.

This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.

Full English Breakfast by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020

English Class 

A worthless waste of time where you learn the same things that you learned when you were 2, but still manage to have teachers that have a lower IQ than a potato.

We have English Class now.

English Class by SieC5 February 18, 2020