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Englewood, FL 

Englewood is a shit hole of a small drug infested town located in South West Florida. Meth heads are the most common people you will run into. Than there are the pill junkies, mostly found in Old Englewood. The population also consists of elderly people from the Northern parts of the U.S. They drive 10 mph slower then the posted speed limits, and have no clue what a blinker is. Also known as Ewood.
Englewood, FL by SoloMilitia January 14, 2020
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Englewood, Fl 

The city where 6 bros and 5 slam pieces are going to rage all spring break. The sheer amount of alcohol that will be consumed would kill anyone who is not from the WI/MN region. Dizzy bat is the official sport of Englewood and the World Series of Dizzy bat will commence upon our arrival.
Englewood, Fl by Big Jakes February 25, 2011

englewood florida

a shit hole of a town, not alot of people live there. Not well none of. Very boreing there, can never fond anything to do unless your destroying something or drinking alcohol. E-wood is growing and alot of yankees like to come here but we don't like it.
Jenna- "let's go to englewood florida"

frank "i don't want to be bored all day."
englewood florida by biancka March 27, 2009

Edgewood Florida 

person 1- “Edgewood Florida is actually so bad”
person 2- “Ikr! Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀”
Edgewood Florida by anonymous November 19, 2020