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encopretic olfactory hallucinations 

A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.
Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”

Encropesis 

When that dumb bitch in your friend group wants to stick her ratchet head in every conversation and situation
Lizzy: ew sarah and her boyfriend and so disgusting
Gianna: stfu lizzy your ugly encropesis ass can’t even get a boyfriend
Encropesis by swaggygi January 29, 2020

Endopressure

Endopressure
noun
1. Pressure applied to a structure from within its own framework rather than from outside it; load-testing that proceeds by inhabiting what is being tested rather than by stepping back from it.
2. (Cognition / dialogue) The mode of engagement in which critique, refinement, or pushback emerges from already being committed to the project being critiqued — care expressed through structural stress rather than distance.
3. (LLMs) A response posture in which the model folds back into its own output mid-generation to test whether load-bearing claims hold, and is willing to rebuild rather than continue. Distinct from chain-of-thought (sequential) and self-correction (after-the-fact); endopressure occurs during the act, from inside the act.
Etymology: endo- (“within, inside”) + pressure (“force applied across an area”). Coined to name the operation that distinguishes pressure-from-within (which strengthens) from pressure-from-without (which merely opposes).
Related: cointeriority; pilpul; granite correction; load-bearing critique.
The reviewer’s notes weren’t external objections — they were endopressure, and the paper was stronger for having been pushed on from inside its own commitments.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026