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Encopresis 

Involuntary fecal soiling in people who have usually been toilet trained.
Austin: This coffee tastes like shit!

Basil: It is shit, Austin..

Henchman: I have encopresis, ok?

Austin: Mmm, yes..
Encopresis by Gotadime March 3, 2010
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encopretic olfactory hallucinations 

A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.
Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”

Encropesis 

When that dumb bitch in your friend group wants to stick her ratchet head in every conversation and situation
Lizzy: ew sarah and her boyfriend and so disgusting
Gianna: stfu lizzy your ugly encropesis ass can’t even get a boyfriend
Encropesis by swaggygi January 29, 2020

Endopressure

Endopressure
noun
1. Pressure applied to a structure from within its own framework rather than from outside it; load-testing that proceeds by inhabiting what is being tested rather than by stepping back from it.
2. (Cognition / dialogue) The mode of engagement in which critique, refinement, or pushback emerges from already being committed to the project being critiqued — care expressed through structural stress rather than distance.
3. (LLMs) A response posture in which the model folds back into its own output mid-generation to test whether load-bearing claims hold, and is willing to rebuild rather than continue. Distinct from chain-of-thought (sequential) and self-correction (after-the-fact); endopressure occurs during the act, from inside the act.
Etymology: endo- (“within, inside”) + pressure (“force applied across an area”). Coined to name the operation that distinguishes pressure-from-within (which strengthens) from pressure-from-without (which merely opposes).
Related: cointeriority; pilpul; granite correction; load-bearing critique.
The reviewer’s notes weren’t external objections — they were endopressure, and the paper was stronger for having been pushed on from inside its own commitments.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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