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empanadas 

Empanadas are a special treat that Lucy gets when she is good. If she is bad, she doesn’t get any empanadas.
Good Lucy, you get some empanadas.
Bad Lucy, you don't get any empanadas.
empanadas by MrEthan33 October 3, 2016

Empanadas 

A delicious type of very schizofrenic food
Yo mama loves empanadas
Empanadas by Roar1224 October 4, 2023

empanadas and coke 

Possibly the best snackfood combination, an idea that comes from a coca-cola commercial including two delicious empanadas and coke. Caramel apple empanadas can be purchased at the taco bell drive-thru for 99 cents.
Me-"Dude im on an empanada and coke binge lately."
You-"empanada?"
Me-"OMG dude its like a mouthgasm!"

Empanadas de iglesia 

An Empanada de iglesia ("church pattie") is a Colombian Spanish term referring to a pastry which has the same makings as a regular Empanada (a fried corn flour casing filled with mashed potatoes with ground meat, chicken or cheese), but without meat.

Typical church patties will be filled with potatoes cooked with tomatoes and onions, or simply be made of just the fried corn flour casing alone.

Given that the Catholic Church states that their followers should not eat meat on Fridays, church patties are a common sight on church gatherings in Colombia, as well as at at home for people who closely follow the faith's food mandates, hence the name of the pastries.

Church patties are not restricted to Catholics, as it's commonplace in Colombia to refer to meatless patties as such.
SPANISH:

"Quiubo, Tía. ¿Tenés algo de comer?"

"Mijo, aquí le tengo unas empanadas de iglesia de sobra que le puedo calentar de ayer."

"Bueno, así como para engañar el hambre..."

ENGLISH

"Hey, auntie. Do you have something to eat?"

"Here, dear, I've got some church patties that I can heat up for you."

"Oh, well. A little something for the hunger..."
Empanadas de iglesia by Abarbarea February 10, 2024

Empatatas 

A food/snack, delicacy pretty similar to Empanada, but is full of PATATAS. It's filling is 99.8% PATATAS, .1% egg, and the rest is your imagination. The flavor will bring you back to your PAST-atas.
Wow, the empatatas tasted like PATATAS, It sure brings back memories.
Isang kagat, PATATAS lahat.
Empatatas by PastisPATATAS October 2, 2019

Ampanadas 

To go down on a female Amputee's
Ampanadas struggle to maintain good hygiene but if you can find a tasty one, its all down hill from there, and the leg doesn't get in your way
Ampanadas by Greg from The Committee December 14, 2016