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emo kissing
Used to describe the act of two emo guys kissing, sometimes achieving an emorgasm. Supposedly emo kissing does not mean that the males are gay, it is just a form of compassion. However, if being homosexual entails the desire to be passionate with other men, and emo kissing means the desire to be passionate with other men, then emo kissing is equivalent to being homosexual.
Bob: Is that two gay guys making out?
Jim: No, it's two emo guys emo kissing.
Bob: Wait... they're dudes, and they're kissing, so how does that not make them gay?
Jim: Uh... I don't know...
Jim: No, it's two emo guys emo kissing.
Bob: Wait... they're dudes, and they're kissing, so how does that not make them gay?
Jim: Uh... I don't know...
emo kissing by TheCaffeineJunky December 13, 2006
Related Words
emo kissing • Emo kiss • emo boys kissing • emo girls kissing • emo • emo kids • emo boy • emo girls • emo hair • emo haters
emo kissing
hot guys who have incredible fashion sense get together and kiss which i see no gayness in if it gives us "emorgasms". and they are way to magnifascent to be gay.
one day zach was walking down a dark alley when he spotted his friend pete standing in a corner crying and of course zach being the nice person he is he just couldn't help but pick him up and kiss him. then one thing lead to another and.. VOILA!! u my friend have just witnessed emo kissing. so as you can see, it is only a form of compassion and care.... and maybe a little sexual. but just a little.
emo kissing by alanna mariah September 22, 2006
emo kissing
emo kissing by darkfire0215 February 28, 2007
emo boys kissing
Two or more boys in skin tight t-shirts joined at the off-centre lip ring because they think they're the most sought after spectacle around and are breaking all bonds of conformity, despite the fact that they all dress exactly the same, all listen to the exact same music, all kiss each other because they can't get any girls to do it for them, and inevitably, will all have the exact same myspace picture of their clumsy, adolescent embrace with the caption "romanceXcore<333".
Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx <3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.
Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.
Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx <3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.
Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.
emo boys kissing by Thelfo January 13, 2007
emo girls kissing
emo girls kissing by Anonynonymous September 9, 2007
emo boys kissing
-An act to attract the attention of emo girls under the disguise of sexual exploration and rebellion against social boundries.
-Pretending to be gay to get girls.
-Possibly one of the strangest things other females find attractive. Why find attractive an act done by two people, which by commiting the act itself makes it seem as if they have absolutely no interest in the female sex.
-attention whores.
-Pretending to be gay to get girls.
-Possibly one of the strangest things other females find attractive. Why find attractive an act done by two people, which by commiting the act itself makes it seem as if they have absolutely no interest in the female sex.
-attention whores.
emo boys kissing by Relentless666 December 5, 2006
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