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uncountable noun:
1. needlessly pessimistic view or philosophy.

derives from 'emotional shit.'
"Always gotta be on some emo shit."
emo shit by soweli babale May 3, 2026

Pussy Emo Shit 

Any song that decribes the life of an emo bitch. Bands such as Hollywood Undead is a GREAT Example!
Lets go listen to some pussy emo shit and cut ourselves guys.

emo bag of shit 

A stupid motherfucker that is "scene emo" and cries and is a stupid faggot all over you. They are either an emo bag of shit or you'd very much like to hit them with an actual bag of shit... hard... in the face.
eva- "ohmigod i got a yeast infection from my 00 supertight jeans im gunna cut my legs off and die a slow painful death in my room with mcr's cementary drive on repeat. goshhh!"

dory-"emo bag of shit." ::slaps with paper bag of human feces"
:)
emo bag of shit by Doryvette F. August 29, 2006

Whiny-ass Emo Faggot Wannabe Poser Shit 

A term used to describe the music of Tokio Hotel and My Chemical Romance.
Tokio Hotel Fan: OMG OMG OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE TOKIO HOTEL CONCERT!!!! *(Makes poster)*
Person With Common Sense: Tokio Hotel? They SUCK! Their music is whiny-ass emo faggot wannabe poser shit!! *(Enjoys good music, e.g. The Who.)
I hate emoshit but I like sexy emo chicks.
Emoshit by Menoemo Zidna April 13, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026