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Emmaus Highschool 

It's the Snobby Kids School. The Sophmores are hot as hell, freshmen spoiled as fuck. Freshmen wear more heels than my mom does. And the juniors and seniors are actually sort of normal. They pop their collars and they use their daddys money to buy pot. The boys wear pink polos and about 75% of the school is preppy. The bigger the holes are in your jeans, the cooler you are. The drama is unbearable.
They throw mad hot parties, though.

THEY ONLY HAD THE PRADA BAG I WANTED IN WHITE AND I NEEDED IT IN BLACK...........


I think i'll go slit my wrists now.
Emmaus Highschool by **me** December 18, 2004
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Emmaus Highschool [Emmaus] 

Snobby White Kids School. The Sophmores are hot as hell. Freshmen wear more heels than my mom does, and both grades spoiled as fuck. And the juniors and seniors are actually sort of normal. They pop their collars and they use their daddys money to buy pot. The boys wear pink polos and about 75% of the school is preppy. The bigger the holes are in your jeans, the cooler you are. The drama is unbearable.
They throw mad hot parties, though.

THEY ONLY HAD THE PRADA BAG I WANTED IN WHITE AND I NEEDED IT IN BLACK...........

Emmaus High School 

All freshman girls are sluts and think their very cool. They have cool parties and get very drunk and ofter to suck guys dick’s all the time. Each girl sends daily nudes to each boy and are very easy to get with. They dye there hair fake blonde and flirt with every boy possible. The freshman boys are gross and hate all the Allentown Central Catholic boys because they “apparently” steal all their girls. The sophmore girls aren’t much better. They have better parties and often try to get with the older boys. Mostly juniors. The sophomores boys are very cute and date girls in their grade. Much better than the freshman class. The junior and seniors mind their own business and are very polite and the girls aren’t hoes like the freshman and sophmore class but they do like to have there fun. Lots of fun parties full of drinking and drugs!!!
Dude 1/ Hey, I’m looking to pick up a girl to get over my last girlfriend.

Dude 2/ Try to go for a girl from emmaus high school !! There easy to get with.

Dude 1/ Your right!! I already got a hook up date with TWO of them tonight!!
Emmaus High School by badassshit January 21, 2018

Emmaus High School 

lots of stoners
like a lot of them
Person 1: "you go to emmaus high school?"
Person 2: "yeah"
Person 1: "I always wondered why you smelled like meth"
Emmaus High School by green socks January 25, 2022
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026