example 1:
*hot girl passes by*
matt: oh damn, look at her.
yo, emaloo wait up, i wanna tap that!
example 2:
*"sexy bitch" by david guetta
ft.
akon playing. while hot girl drives by*
matt: uhhh ahhhh mmmm *groaning with pleasure*
hot girl looks over, "are you okay?" *noticcing his huge
boner*
matt:" yeah, dayummmm emaloo, do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see me in themm!"
hot girl: " ahaahah, siiiiike."