Elton Brand 

1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"

Elton Brand by The Real Izzy November 30, 2004

Brandon Eaton 

Cum guzzling seton demon ! Likes it in the ass.

She's such a Brandon Eaton!

Brandon Eaton by TheRealDeal180 December 17, 2016