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Premature eloculation
Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!
Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008
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emopulate
To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.
Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.
Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.
"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."
"Don't emopulate me."
"Don't emopulate me."
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