Elblow

The act of using one's excess elbow skin to reach an orgasm, either in a solo act or with one or more partners.

Have you seen how sparkly Carla's elbow skin looks lately? I bet she's been elblowing a bunch of dudes like a pro!

by TheConda February 16, 2022

Elblow

The act of simulating a blow job on a bent elbow.

"you get any last night?"
"nah, my girls so prude I couldn't even get an elblow"

by BurnyMack August 9, 2018

Elblow

A form of safe sex when a partner doesn't want to stick it in their mouth. Instead of the schlong, your partner presses their lips to your elbow and sucks the living shit out of it until you get so turned on that you're crap jizz. This could take anywhere from 15 minutes to 7 hours, depending on the power of your partners mouth and sucking ability. Sometimes it may not even work at all. Either way, it's no replacement for actual, decent, regular, mainstream sex.

Jake: Dude, I heard you got sum last nite.
Phil: Yeah, dude. I got the best elblow ever.
Jake: Elblow?
Phil: Yeah, it was amazing. How about you?
Jake: um... I had... regular... sex.
Phil: oh....

by Confuego_Jenkins June 17, 2009

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Cyber Elbow

Noun or Verb. The process of being scolded via a comment on a social network post by a spouse, parent, sibling or significant other for a post they find inappropriate or in questionable taste.

My darling wife cyber elbowed me for that last joke I posted on Facebook.

by fetmeister February 26, 2012

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

elbows & knees

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

by jpg3 June 15, 2015