Elmhurst, il 

While it has it's negatives, Elmhurst arguably has the best location of all Chicagoland suburbs. Being bordered by I-88, I-290, I-294 and it's relative central location, anywhere in Chicagoland is within a 45 min. drive.

No traffic from Elmhurst, il:

Loop: 15-20 min.
O'hare: 15-20 min.
Midway: 25 min.

Elmhurst, il by hurst is the worst March 2, 2009

Elmhurst, Illinois

Town right outside of Chicago, Illinois. Filled with rich white kids...and more rich white kids, with the occasional racially diverse person thrown in there.

Know for it's heroin problem, highschool cross country team, incredibly slutty girls, preppy "jocks", and the fact that everyone there thinks they're ghetto. Which they aren't.

Also, one of those towns where if you don't get out soon enough, you won't get out at all. It'll suck you right back in Seems nice on the surface, but in truth, everyone hates it.

If you're there now, GET OUT, or have fun living a life of being a stepford wife, classic working husband, or a whiny, bitchy teenager.

Loser Jock 1:Dude! My mom bought a $60 fish for our koi pond!

Loser Jock 2: Yo nigz, thats the whitest thing I ain't never heard!

Loser jock 1: You're not black...this is Elmhurst, Illinois....

Loser Jock 2: Yes I is nigga!

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Elmhurst, Illinois by Helpthissucks February 20, 2011

Elmhurst Illinois 

Great place. Great XC team. Thats about it.

Man 1: Went to Elmhurst Illinois yesterday
Man 2: Really? I heard they have a great XC team!
Man: True

Elmhurst Illinois by Tom Hanks 12345t November 27, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004