Eli'd

When someone you like,
liked you at some point; however, doesn't anymore

Friend: oh no they totally Eli'd you

by DancerB January 31, 2017

Eli Dugan

Cummy virgin who pees in Seth Dugan's trousers; also get sucked by Giant Worm; and says slurs on occasion

Yo, look at Eli Dugan. He is peeing in Seth Dugan's trousers!

by CumAmongus November 28, 2021

Eli Dream

A wet dream that occurs every night after before first date.

OOoh, You had an Eli Dream!

by kabongollei October 30, 2016

Throw Eli December

Do you know an Eli? Aren't they annoying? Well, this is the month for you. During the month of December, throw you friend Eli as far as you want! It's fine!

Linnea: "Guess what month it is."
Nihaal: "What?"
Linnea: "It's Throw Eli December!"
Nihaal: "Let's goooo."
Eli: "Uh oh..."

by linearangle November 30, 2022

eli da futball playa

a bitch who fuckes himself. Hesa bitch. He shullda die. Fuck u eli. Ura bitch. Go to hell. Suck ur own dick. We dont like u

Eli da futball playa is a bitch who should fuck himself because he has no girlfriends.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma November 3, 2018

Eli de la portilla

amazing person, beautiful girl
gets hurt in love sometimes but gets picked up by true friends
outgoing and fun, kinda shy though

"wow, you look really eli de la portilla tonight"
"calm down, you are being to eli de la portilla"

by sensoshockwave December 6, 2009

national i hate eli day

a day where everyone hates eli!

Hey! Today's national I hate Eli day.

by chocolatecupcakes June 30, 2021