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When someone you like,
liked you at some point; however, doesn't anymore
Friend: oh no they totally Eli'd you
Eli'd by DancerB January 31, 2017
Words you can keep

Eli Dugan 

Cummy virgin who pees in Seth Dugan's trousers; also get sucked by Giant Worm; and says slurs on occasion
Yo, look at Eli Dugan. He is peeing in Seth Dugan's trousers!
Eli Dugan by CumAmongus November 28, 2021

Eli Dream 

A wet dream that occurs every night after before first date.
OOoh, You had an Eli Dream!
Eli Dream by kabongollei October 30, 2016

Throw Eli December

Do you know an Eli? Aren't they annoying? Well, this is the month for you. During the month of December, throw you friend Eli as far as you want! It's fine!
Linnea: "Guess what month it is."
Nihaal: "What?"
Linnea: "It's Throw Eli December!"
Nihaal: "Let's goooo."
Eli: "Uh oh..."
Throw Eli December by linearangle November 30, 2022

eli da futball playa 

a bitch who fuckes himself. Hesa bitch. He shullda die. Fuck u eli. Ura bitch. Go to hell. Suck ur own dick. We dont like u
Eli da futball playa is a bitch who should fuck himself because he has no girlfriends.

Eli de la portilla 

amazing person, beautiful girl
gets hurt in love sometimes but gets picked up by true friends
outgoing and fun, kinda shy though
"wow, you look really eli de la portilla tonight"
"calm down, you are being to eli de la portilla"

national i hate eli day

a day where everyone hates eli!
Hey! Today's national I hate Eli day.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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