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Electrospasmer G 

The act of milking someone's prostate by inserting a stun baton up his rectum and giving it a strong electric discharge
Andrea performed an Electrospasmer G on her husband Mike during the swinger party

Nic was given a full Electrospasmer G making him cum all over the blankets
Electrospasmer G by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

electrospag

Portmanteau of "ELECTROnic" and "SPAGhetti". Any confusing mass of wires or cables, typically appearing behind large devices such as computers and televisions. Organised cables do not count; wiring only becomes electrospag once it becomes difficult identifying which cables lead where.
"Holy hell, did you see behind Jim's computer? Cables everywhere!"
"I don't know how he manages to work with all that electrospag back there."
electrospag by Halfscrew March 8, 2013

electrospasum 

electrospasum means that you have a seizure but its from electricity.
Bob had an electrospasum, and this is a new word, he says, so everyone makes jokes about him.
electrospasum by Ash the Fox April 14, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026