electrosexual 

someone who chooses video games over sex

Ryan is a total electrosexual when he chooses ninja gaiden over katie.

electrosexual by Brad March 20, 2004

electrosexual 

Someone who gets sexual pleasure from direct electrical stimulation (e-stim) of their erogenous zones.

Bob and Lisa were such electrosexuals that they had e-stim units from PES, Folsom Electric, and Rimba and boxes of different electrodes and violet wands.

electrosexual by Cock Shocker September 22, 2009

Electrosexual 

Someone who is inclined towards electronic music and electro-pop.

Oohhhh... Leanne bought the new Britney Spears album... She has also got Robyn, La Roux and Little Boots. She's such an Electrosexual.

Electrosexual by colinstevenadams May 28, 2011

electrosexual 

To have sexual relations with various electronic devices, (e.g, V.C.R, toaster, refrigerator, game system, and other items you can stick ones penis inside.)

Floyd told us that he fucked his V.C.R last night, doesn't that make him an electrosexual?

electrosexual by EvilAngelBB August 12, 2016

electrosexual 

person who uses video games as an excuse for not having sex with hideously ugly people

Kripke is not an electrosexual since he had sex with a retard instead of playing xbox.

electrosexual by harry vagina March 28, 2004

electrosexual 

An individual who has sex or stays with a mate for the use of their electronics.

I stayed with my boyfriend longer because he had a PS, that's why I'm an electrosexual.

electrosexual by Nancy-chan May 27, 2007

Closeted Erectosexual

When you get a massive amount of dog mud on your frontal and eternal.

Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.

Closeted Erectosexual by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018