Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018
When a male and female are 69ing and the male unintentionally penetrates the female bum with his nose. Thus winding up with clogged nostrils.
by Poopassjackson August 21, 2019
When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.
Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.
(Both men crouch over toilet)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.
(Both men crouch over toilet)
by Poopassjackson April 07, 2019