Definitions by Poopassjackson

Nose Brownie 

When a male and female are 69ing and the male unintentionally penetrates the female bum with his nose. Thus winding up with clogged nostrils.

Jackson: Bro I got with Ceri the other day and got such a bad Nose Brownie.

Hunter: That’s ‘shitty’

Nose Brownie by Poopassjackson August 21, 2019

Chipotle Bathroom Party

When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.

Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.

(Both men crouch over toilet)

Chipotle Bathroom Party by Poopassjackson April 7, 2019

Closeted Erectosexual

When you get a massive amount of dog mud on your frontal and eternal.

Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.

Closeted Erectosexual by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018