A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G
Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."
by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009
Get the mug
Get a ejaculate mug for your Uncle James.
What you do while watching porn on the internet
I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down
by fuckidunno October 01, 2011
Get the mug
Get a E-jaculate mug for your mom Sarah.
When you see something sexual then ejaculate after a long period of time sfterword.
Danny DeVito: Hey! How you doing Charlie?
Charlie: I kinda just came man idk what's happening.
Danny DeVito: Wish did you just ejacu-late.
by DaddyDeVitosAlt May 28, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Ejacu-late mug for your papa James.
What a Yorkshireman jays to Jack when he’s not on time
-Jack not arriving on time-

by Rose_Ting November 20, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Ejaculate mug for your mom Beatrix.