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An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.
Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.
by nilpferd July 19, 2003
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a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation
Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)
by Tha JermiTT! June 27, 2004
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(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.
Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.
by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010
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Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.
"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"

"Do you mean eject?"

"Yes, you're right."
by The dead sea May 19, 2016
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1. When you're so aroused that you squirt out semen.
2. The act that separates boys from men.
"Oh man, I just ejaculated on my gf's pussy"
by SwaggyGUpInDisHouse June 24, 2015
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to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction
"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."
by J E Walker April 28, 2003
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