eisuke Ichinomiya

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A hot 2D man in a love simulation Japanese game made by Voltage Inc called "Kissed by the (freakin’) baddest bidder". In short words, this man is a cute hot asshole who has no ass but acts as if it is huge... drowning in his own wealth (and coffee), he can buy the whole country you live in, why tho? He HATES getting bored. As the game keeps going, he'll finally understand that you (aka the protagonist) are the most important thing in his existence and the only one who can cure his crippling depression...

Random rich 2D man in game: This situation is getting out of hand...eh? Guess I'll just buy the whole building.

eisuke’s fans: ArE YoU eIsUKe IchINomIyA????!

eisuke Ichinomiya by Ilove2dhotmen July 5, 2019

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Eisuke Ichinomiya

A fictional 2D man in a japanese romance simulator game made by Voltage inc named "Kissed By The Baddest Bidder". Known for his extraness, this hot man is an adorable asshole drowning in his own money, might be difficult to love him at first but...hey, wait until he'll be kneeling in front of you (and also getting real horny) cuz you are the first woman who taught him the power of "luuuve"...oooooh hell yea boi

Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????

Eisuke Ichinomiya by Iliveforhot2Dmen June 22, 2019

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Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????

Fictional 2D man n2: *likes sweet coffee*
Eisuke's fangirls (including me): OH MY DEAR GOD U ARE EISUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eisuke Ichinomiya by Iliveforhot2Dmen June 22, 2019

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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