Egyptian Tugboat

When two men do a standing 69 in a swimming pool while wearing sheepskin condoms.

Hey, look at Eric and Keith doing a standing 69 over there in that swimming pool! If I didn't know any better I would say they were engaged in an Egyptian Tugboat... Oh wait, is that... Yep! There are the sheepskin condoms - definitely an Egyptian Tugboat in progress.

Egyptian Tugboat by Hat Garrett November 11, 2010

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Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free

Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.

Egyptian Tugboat by MiBest March 29, 2021

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Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free

Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.

Egyptian Tugboat by MiBest March 29, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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