Egyptian Taxi Driver

One who is an extremely unsafe yet on-time driver. Characterized by a floored gas pedal and a hand on the horn at all times.

I was going to late for my tour of Giza but this Egyptian Taxi Driver got me there in no time.

-David: oh no, the airport is ten miles away and...
-Ahmed: we are a-here sir.
-David: nice!

by Iskander July 20, 2008