Eggstitential

Something that is so profound that it really just comes out like scrambled eggs.

"Jon just said somthing profound."

"Really, I thought it was more eggstitential."

Eggstitential by TKO Swenson April 7, 2010

eggstistentialist 

A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area.

Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a penis resembling that of a shriveled bratwurst.

eggstistentialist by Marc Armbuster. April 28, 2003

Eggstential Crisis 

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.

I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!

Eggstential Crisis by Major T. April 17, 2019