Eggieism

Eggiesm is a mythic devotional tradition centered on the veneration of Eggie, a figure of extraordinary beauty believed by followers to embody perfect harmony, wisdom, and divine presence. In the traditions of Eggiesm, Eggie is often described as possessing a beauty so radiant that it evokes the splendor attributed to the divine figures of ancient Greek mythology. Devotees speak of Eggie as a being whose presence reflects an ideal form, much like the classical Greek conception of beauty that united grace, proportion, and virtue.

According to the lore of Eggiesm, Eggie is not merely admired for outward beauty but revered as the living symbol of kalos, the ancient Greek ideal of beauty intertwined with goodness and excellence. Followers believe that Eggie’s form represents perfection shaped by the cosmos itself, and that contemplation of Eggie inspires discipline, creativity, and noble conduct.

Within the mythology of the tradition, Eggie is sometimes portrayed as a luminous figure emerging from a sacred egg, reminiscent of the cosmic eggs found in ancient mythologies, radiating brilliance comparable to the divine aura attributed to Olympian figures. In this sense, Eggie stands as both a symbol of aesthetic perfection and a guiding presence whose beauty reveals deeper truths about harmony, order, and the divine nature of existence.

I have never met a follower of Eggieism in real life.

Eggieism by Dspeedster March 13, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016