A person that eats Plant, Milk, Honey and Egg products but avoids Meat products
Note:Many People get confused thinking that Vegetarians and Eggetarians are the same but they are actually not as Vegetarians by default mean Lacto-Vegetarians
Person A:Why are you eating Eggs if you are a Vegetarian
Person B:That's because I am an Eggetarian not a Vegetarian
A term used to identify someone who has become so confused by their own belief in the trinity that they say "the trinity is like an egg" over and over. When pressed by outsiders for a deeper explanation, often the eggitarian will begin to run in circles pretending to be a dog chasing its tail. This heresy has historical roots in the state of Arkansas and has recently spread into southern Missouri.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.