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Eggitarian 

A term used to identify someone who has become so confused by their own belief in the trinity that they say "the trinity is like an egg" over and over. When pressed by outsiders for a deeper explanation, often the eggitarian will begin to run in circles pretending to be a dog chasing its tail. This heresy has historical roots in the state of Arkansas and has recently spread into southern Missouri.
He is an Eggitarian
Eggitarian by truth&facts September 15, 2016
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egalitarian 

Someone who believes that all humans should have equal rights and opportunities, regardless of race, sex, sexuality or class background. Also: humanist.
egalitarian by Truth hurts March 11, 2003

egalitarianism 

Asserts that people should have the same rights and opportunities regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, socioeconomic status, etc. The true principle of equality.
From the ashes of gynocentric feminism rose egalitarianism.
egalitarianism by DII117 July 15, 2015

Egalitarian 

Somebody who believes in equality for all, without devaluing one over another.
A term not to be confused with Feminism nor the MRA. It is not the same thing.

An idiot called “Only Sane Man” is anything but. He falsely implies that white straight cis gender males are excluded from egalitarianism, and to pander to them by including them under the term is misogynistic. This is false. Feminists are attempting to redefine the term to be exclusive rather than inclusive which is not in line with the core principles of egalitarianism.

Egalitarianism is a separate term to feminism and MRA etc. To break down that final barrier to include everybody, to condemn all unjust bigotries wherever it may lie. To emphasise and learn compassion for all, and treat everybody as equals with the same respect, not one over another.

It is not the same as the more exclusive MRA, and likewise not the same as the more exclusive feminism either. Both are just as exclusive who often spends too much time attacking each other. Egalitarianism fights for both women and men equally without prejudice, to treat both as equals that “equally acknowledges” that both genders faces serious discrimination.

But it is much more than that. It includes race, disability and lgbtq equality too, and even shock horror equality for white straight cis men whenever they’re discriminated against, even if only once. It is about treating everyone by how you wish to be treated yourself, without prejudice.

There is no such thing as positive discrimination under Egalitarianism. All discrimination is negative.

Egalitarian 

A person who eats a diet strictly of eagles.
“You don’t eat anything but eagles?”

“That’s correct. I’m an egalitarian.”

Ethitarian 

Ethitarianism, sometimes referred to as the political science diet, is a diet based on the principals of consumer responsibility and morality. The diet encourages personal relationships with your food and/or those who produce, supply, and sell it. Ethitarianism is more than a diet; it is a lifestyle choice.
The main principles of Ethitarianism are humane treatment of animals, responsible and ethical management of the natural environment and its ecosystems, fairness to workers (both foreign and domestic), and the personal responsibility of the consumer.

local/personal relationship<----->corporate/ no relationship
eat anything <-----------> eat vegan
-"Wanna go get lunch at (insert some disgusting fast food chain here)?"

-"No thanks, I'm an Ethitarian."
Ethitarian by ethitarian September 13, 2009

egalitarianist 

a member of the little known egalitarian movement which is the purest form of the gender equality movement.

the majority of egalitarianists have a history of repeatedly switching from feminism to men's rights only to settle on the egalitarian movement. they are the only form of the gender equality movement that acknowledges that both men and women are effected by sexism leading to egalitarianists being unable to fit in with feminists or MRAs. the egalitarion movement tends to think that feminist and MRAs are both stupid a lot like a equalist or true gender equalist (not to be confused with true equality feminism which is a entirely different group)
egalitarianist: both men and women are effected by sexism
feminist and MRA: what a sexist
egalitarianist: your both idiots