eggmano 

The worst fucking people in the world. Will vomit all over themselves, vape in your house, and leave the party at 9:45 all together, even though they act like they're not. Think they're cool because they drink, when in reality they can't even hold their own shit together.

Kaitlyn: "Did you see those fucking eggmano kids again?"
Brenna: "Sadly, I can't wait for them to fall apart and have no real friends to fall back on."
Dave: "Eggmano=Stupid."

eggmano by RayRomano222 April 18, 2018

Egganoid 

Someone who constantly checks their Newegg order status.

Comes from the word: Paranoid

Person 1: Has your keyboard shipped?

Person 2: No let me check

(1 minute later)

Person 2: Damn lemme check my status again

Person 1: Dude you're so egganoid

Egganoid by AtmosFear September 29, 2010

eggman 

xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

"Bro you look like eggman"
"Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao."

eggman by No_one_yet_everyone July 13, 2020

Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

Eggman’s Announcement by AMP.com March 18, 2022

Dr. Eggman 

A fat old guy from the sonic video game series that is always making robots. He is most likely to 1), get an evil plan, 2), attempt to enslave some legendary power that only he's ever heard of, 3), lose control of said power, and then 4), exclaim that he can't believe he's lost control of said power... then get owned by sonic.

Dr. Eggman is at it again, this time he tried to enslave satan.

Dr. Eggman by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009

eggman rush

The act of rush that consists purely of eggmen. This can occur due to the stolen DNA of eggman. The deformed monstrosities that are left are the main bulk of the rush, however they are too stupid as well as fat to attack anything. This results in a group, or gaggle, of eggman Zerg all saying eggman rush repeatedly until death

Eggman Zerg "Eggman rush"

eggman rush by Gabin Fee February 27, 2017

Egganometry

Only a genius can understand this literary term. It simply means you know everything.

“Hey Justine don’t worry I know Egganometry”

Egganometry by Albert Einsteinzzz January 15, 2021