Eggears

eggears: An idividual who lacks decent hygeine and has an acumlatory amount of residue within their ear canal

He never cleans himself properly, he has eggears.

by DanMel May 16, 2007

EggWars

EggWars is one of the original gamemodes on Minecraft. Also known as MoneyWars, as named by popular YouTubers. The original concept was made on GommeHD called BedWars, where you would keep respawning until your Bed was broken. CubeCraftGames took this concept and advanced it to the next level! They added generators which produce tokens to allow players to purchase food, blocks, armour and weapons. The idea of the Bed was replaced with an Egg. Which made the brand new and advanced gamemode called EggWars!

Hi! Want to play EggWars on CubeCraftGames?

by Camezonda June 30, 2020

eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Eggers

1) An antagonist. One whom often steals golf carts, golf clubs, and random cans of soda.

2) A member of the suck-pod POD-6.

3) A firm beliver that there is no pro-shop in Sealab. Even though there is a shop named "Tee-lab" which has recently moved locations to POD-6.

4) A man named Evans, who is curently on report.

5) A scapegoat.

1) Damn you Eggers!

2) POD-6 is one big party eh? What's your name...

3) Ha! No pro-shop eh! Who knew EGGERS... Murphy knew! HA! POD-6. Total suck POD

4) ..."Evans sir."
"EGGERS! Do you wana be on report. Cause I swear i'll put you on report. Just say another word. Do you wana be on report!?"
"No sir"
"THAT'S IT YOUR ON REPORT! Now what's you name again!?"
"Uhhhhhh Eggers."

5) "Sir I'm going to report you to the telephone comisinor what's your name?"
"Uhhhh... EGGERS!" (Slams phone) "How do you like dem apples ho-bag! And how do you like dem very same apples EGGERS!"

by Psycho May 13, 2005

Reece Eggers

One of da realest mfers out there. Owner of 20 lovely Instagram pages, some being @nbaplayergrader, @thedailyintellect, @bottom.ball.coverage, and more. He is also the creator of characters such as "Eugene Collinsworth, Craig Rooter, and upon many others.

My n***a Reece Eggers just hit me up with one of those "You up?" texts.

by Jorge Kittle March 29, 2020

Jax Dahlia Eggers

A weird creature who will simp over you and love you too the end, but also flirt with everyone around them.

Rosa hates Jax Dahlia Eggers so much

by Jaxass December 27, 2020