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effended 

The act of offending someone via email, social network, or some other type of online venue
Nathan, you shouldn't have used the word faggot in your email describing Michael. I was effended because my manager is gay.
effended by Nasty Nate00 December 17, 2011

effendousche 

A name inadvertently derived by a child with ADD to describe a word in a science book, or a fucking dousche in adult-speak.
"Did you see that guy at the PKE house?

Ya, what an effendousche!"
effendousche by tbolt March 8, 2010

EFFENDIED 

When you offend someone in an online war game and wake up the next morning to find that while you slept you were booted from the faction and your account was wiped clean by your ex faction.
GUY: Yo I offended a mod last night and woke up and all my troops were effendied.
EFFENDIED by AxiumVlor January 19, 2022

Baylee Effendi

An Asian chink that lives at panda express. He has many samurai swords and carries chopsticks everywhere.
Oh hey, there is that chink Baylee Effendi over there at panda express!
A guy whose ethics depends on the people he's with. Someone who forgives but never forgets.

A freak under the sheets.
My boy here is an Effendi, treat him well.
Effendi by peopleofurbandictionary November 22, 2021

effedyourcouch 

the act in which the male puts his wang in between the crack of the cushion and frame of the couch or bed.

basically having sex with your couch.
Jim was bored and alone Saturday night so he took his wang and effedyourcouch til he ejaculated into a towel.
effedyourcouch by shanezore90 February 19, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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