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effended 

The act of offending someone via email, social network, or some other type of online venue
Nathan, you shouldn't have used the word faggot in your email describing Michael. I was effended because my manager is gay.
effended by Nasty Nate00 December 17, 2011

effendousche 

A name inadvertently derived by a child with ADD to describe a word in a science book, or a fucking dousche in adult-speak.
"Did you see that guy at the PKE house?

Ya, what an effendousche!"
effendousche by tbolt March 8, 2010

EFFENDIED 

When you offend someone in an online war game and wake up the next morning to find that while you slept you were booted from the faction and your account was wiped clean by your ex faction.
GUY: Yo I offended a mod last night and woke up and all my troops were effendied.
EFFENDIED by AxiumVlor January 19, 2022

Baylee Effendi

An Asian chink that lives at panda express. He has many samurai swords and carries chopsticks everywhere.
Oh hey, there is that chink Baylee Effendi over there at panda express!
A guy whose ethics depends on the people he's with. Someone who forgives but never forgets.

A freak under the sheets.
My boy here is an Effendi, treat him well.
Effendi by peopleofurbandictionary November 22, 2021

effedyourcouch 

the act in which the male puts his wang in between the crack of the cushion and frame of the couch or bed.

basically having sex with your couch.
Jim was bored and alone Saturday night so he took his wang and effedyourcouch til he ejaculated into a towel.
effedyourcouch by shanezore90 February 19, 2009