adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.

She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.

Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 5, 2011
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Eeyore is a very cute donkey, best friend of Tigger. He usually loves attention ("Thanks for noticin' me...") and never gives up, no matter how many times the other jerks of Hundred Acre Woods knock it down!
Eeyore should so get more recognition for his brilliance.
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A person who perennially expects the worst; a pessimist; inspired by the woebegone donkey in children's classic Winnie the Pooh
He was an eeyore who seemed to live his life under a cloud of gloom.
by Sophie Cheney February 12, 2009
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A favorite of the Winnie the Pooh Series. Usually lonely and sad, but is liked by everyone because he seems soo innocent and sweet.
Eeyore is looking particularly sad yet cute today.
by Eeyore luverrr January 31, 2006
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1: The depressed donkey in children's classic: Winnie the Pooh

2: The hidden, fithteenth track on Slipknot's self titled albulm
by NutCase9 October 7, 2006
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a Priscila, someone who gets very sad and then indulges in Red Velvet Cake.
Put that Red Velvet Cake down and stop acting like Eeyore.
by derfishsquiggi September 29, 2011
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