A name that if uttered willcause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.
Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!
Eduardo is a great guy . He’ll always be there for you and yes , he may have his flaws where he plays games over you but he still will always keep you in mind and loves you . Eduardo is a great guy in general , he’ll try to help you to the best of his abilities. He’s very loyal when it comes to relationships, he’s a bit shy but that’s what makes him so adorable . His sense of humor is to die for . His clothing style is idgaf , which is comfy . His hair style is always great and brings out his smile . An Eduardo is great .
Eduardo is a sweet but quiet individual. He is very muscular and is a never give up type of person. He is romantic. He may seem serious, but once you get to know you is very funny. He s very athletic and works well with kids. He dresses very nice and pleases most eyes. He is handsome and sexy
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!