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Edleritis 

When one engages in sexual activity with and edler causing body defects and other severe mental and physical abnormalities.
Client: whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.
Edleritis by Blake Denver January 5, 2009
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Edleritis 

When one engages in sexual activity with an Edler causing body defects and other severe mental and physical abnormalities.
Client: whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.
Edleritis by Blake Denver November 8, 2007

Elleitis 

A disease made by elle which causes u unable to type it's very contagious and it causes you to be denki
I have elleitis
Elleitis by yuhyuhariola May 25, 2021

Edvertisement

An Edvertisement is an advertisement that is intended to educate the individual about the product and or service. While it is intended to help in the purchase process of a product or service, it's first function is to educate on a topic relating to that product or service, with the second function being to prompt the person to act on the material and make a purchase decision.
The edvertisement for the paint roller will teach the individual that the best practice for applying a coat of paint is to state the roller. The fact that our roller allows for 25% more paint to be drawn into the fiber is the selling point.
Edvertisement by SH21 May 29, 2023

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum 

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026