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Eden Park High School 

A freaking awesome high school set to get a brand new building next September. Peng as uniform and shit. So pumped to be leaving the crusty, dusty Ravensbourne School. You'd expect to find a Jess, Eve, Shilo, Iona, Sasha, Annie Hannah and possibly a Reece Yasss EPH!
"Eden Park High School girls are PENG AS."
"Yeah! The girls are so much penger than those Langley sluts especially that girl Eve!"
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Eden Park High School 

Eden Park High school is a new school in Beckenham. The uniform is manky especially the kilts. You’ll find some weird ass teachers and some weird ass children. You’ll probably hear of a few. If your in top set you get literally no achievement points.

Eden park high school 

A fucking shit school, with a head teacher who chats the most shit about butterflies and the head of our academy doesn’t pay fucking tax don’t come to our school
Oh that’s such an Eden park high school

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026