The person Nick stole the bagel from.
"Fuck you, Nick, that bagel was mine!"
"Fuck you Ed!" Nick replied
by Nick The Bagel Stealer October 28, 2019
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Acronym of "Evel Dick" or "Evil Dick"; a contestant on Big Brother 8 and Los Angeles bar manager. Real name is Richard Donato. Father of Daniele Donato, who was also a contestant on Big Brother 8.
"I want to be sitting next to ED in the final two."
by Kayla Franklin August 29, 2007
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An arrogant son of a bitch who thinks hes always right
Look at that guy, hes acting like an Ed.
by dalej88 May 22, 2008
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Explosive Diarrhea. Only to be used in serious circumstances
I have serious ED. I have to go visit Ed. Ed had a serious talk with me last night after my gigantic burrito
by PC girls December 30, 2004
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abbreviation for the health condition known as erectile dysfunction. Erectile Dysfunction is where it is harder for a man to achieve an erection. (Impotence).

Drugs that can be used to help ED include
Viagra(sildenafil citrate)
Vicerex (apparently you can use this one with alcohol)
Since I have ED, it is hard for me to get hard.
by TylerNT May 22, 2006
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A little short ass who usually has a massive forehead and struggles to do simple mathematics like 1+1 also is definitely a crack head
Kid 1:Ayo you see that kid over there banging his head on the wall
Kid 2:Yeah he is a right Ed
by PenguinRisk June 22, 2020
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(Or the phonetic glyph 'ae') Shorthand of Encyclopedia Dramatica (encyclopediadramatica.com), teh funnayz wiki hate site; evar! It features quite knowledgeable, polished and refined fanzine articles with a plethora of multimedia content, alongside thought out definitions and witty socio-political commentary; mostly about the current internet drama subculture. Only the exalted victors of the e-worlds are allowed to edit its illustrious pages, filled with the magnificently exquisite nectar of their lulzeries. Meaning; lulzy fagxrz poxerz haxorz shit; wikipedos... do not want! we pwnxr yu!!!!11! (banned anonymous amirite) Add to everything ED related.

(Dubious disclaimer: This definition was also written for the lulz!)
These silly EDiot EDitors think that because they are somewhat funnay they can get away with murder; they are asking for it; had not being doing it for the lulz!
by mayor_lulzer May 11, 2008
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