3 definitions by TheCornDealer

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Your local drug dealer. He’s got everything you need. Opioids, stimulants, phenethylamines, tryptamines, the lot of them. Specialises in cocaine in particular. If you want a discount, you need to do one of two things.
A) Make him laugh, the easier version.
B) Throw sweet corn in his face and dance around him like an indigenous tribe man from Mexico. It reminds him of his upbringing.

DO NOT USE SANDALS.
That reminds him of the dreaded CHANKLA.
Carlos is my drug dealer. 10/10 service.
by TheCornDealer September 09, 2019
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Ed is a definition for erectile disfunction which is when the penis does not blow up which makes you to able to have πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ(sex).

It can also be a person with the name of Ed

Ed is a young man who has been diagnosed with acne and if he lets his beard grow has a goatee.
Ed's beard looks like pubes.
by TheCornDealer September 09, 2019
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Better then a skittle.
Jay: What do you think of Eminems?
Mariah Carey: They taste better then skittles.
by TheCornDealer September 10, 2019
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