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Total Eclipsing 

The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.

That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!

It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.

She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?

ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
Total Eclipsing by DMonkage May 14, 2014

ellipsis abuse 

When someone repeatedly, indeed excessively, uses the ellipsis (...) in written text to give an impression of the flow of spoken conversation. Mostly just looks more artificial; usually indicates poor knowledge of internet etiquette on the part of an older generation. Commonly found by old people trying to communicate on Facebook.
Person 1: *insert humorous Facebook status obviously intended for appreciation by friends*
Person 2: *commenting* Hey... how is it going... just checking in... everything's good here... see you later.
Person 1: Wow. Not only did you hijack my status for an irrelevant personal conversation, but you employed serious ellipsis abuse. Thanks, dad.
Person 2: Don't forget the milk... can you call me when you get here... thanks... see you soon.
Ellipsis: THE PAIN!
ellipsis abuse by Robanes September 4, 2013

Solar-Eclipsing 

Solar-Eclipsing is when, one is intoxicated to the point where ones eyes look like they are Solar-Eclipsing.
Dude your eyes are Solar-Eclipsing like damn Man you are on a whole different level of high.

eclipsian dub 

When you get a dub with the bois but you drop 0-1 kills, then proceed to get mad
The other day TK got an eclipsian dub

When we get a Warzone Victory with 35 kills but I drop an eclipsian dub

ellipsis 

An ellipsis is a series of three or more periods (...) inserted into a sentence to indicate a pause or silence. Ellipses are usually used in dialogue. Ellipses are used today in lieu of other proper punctuation.

An ellipsis can also be used to indicate the ommission or suppression of a word or phrase.

Latin ellpsis, from Greek elleipsis, from elleipein, to fall short.

Plural: ellipses
"I was thinking... well... maybe we could... ummmm.... go out sometime Sally."

"Why don't you just .... off!"
ellipsis by Ryan Paton February 25, 2004

ellipsising 

to only respond to a conversation with an ellipsis, repeatedly, usually accompanied with frustration from the one who is getting ellipsised
Jeremy:
omg. they're really cool.

Kathie:
...

Jeremy:
really!

Kathie:
...

Jeremy:
grrr.

Kathie:
...

Jeremy:
why are you ellipsising me?!?

Kathie:
ellipsising? that's not a word.

Jeremy:
oh yeah? look it up on www.urbandictionary.com
ellipsising by Kousy March 12, 2010