eat a bag
the ultimate insult. origin extends from the command to "eat a bag of dicks," which means to consume a bag full of male genitalia. usually considered vulgar.
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eat a bag
eat a bag of dicks
A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009
eat a bag of dick
Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up
Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.
eat a bag of dick by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004
eat a bag of dicks
You were late and u still left before us, Eat a bag of dicks
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment
Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment
Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
eat a bag of dicks by Eric Dauteuil May 20, 2006
eat a bag of dicks
A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.
eat a bag of dicks by hawleyal July 25, 2011
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