eat a bowl of fuck

The ultimate disrespect.

Sir, you mortgage is six months behind and we need to forclose.

Your reply: EAT A BOWL OF FUCK.

by UNITED BEER FRONT December 25, 2008

eat a bowl of fuck

Fuck off; Piss off.

Go eat a bowl of fuck.

by MoonKnight March 14, 2003

Eat a bowl of fuck myself

Also can be used in shorter term of simply “Eat a bowl.”
In East Texas slang originated in the Post Oak Savannah used to show disgruntlement and frustration. Normally used as a last-minute saying being giving up.

What do you mean your out of Marlboro Reds, I guess I can eat a bowl of fuck myself!

by Plutonium Microwave January 9, 2026