eat it

to fall completely onto your face

Man, I was runnin from the cops last night, tripped on a stick, and completely ate it

by nellysgrl January 23, 2005

eat it

1. just deal with it
2. take it or leave it

1. dude: i cant believe u didnt invite me to the party
me: eat it man

by Jose Mansilla February 13, 2007

eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"

1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 12, 2009

Eat It

A parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat it" by Weird Al.

Your table manners are a crying shame! You're playing with your food like it's some kind of game. Well, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame, so eat it! Just eat it!

by BasicLvrCH8r February 16, 2008

eat it

When you say something and someone makes a good comeback. They say it.

Greg- "Manny Ramirez suck"

Bobby- "300+ average, 40+ HRs, eat it"

by Danny D February 28, 2005

eat it

There are two common definitions.

A. To eat food.

B. To devour ones manhood.

A. This restaurant kicks ass, I can hardly wait for the chicken cordon blue so I can eat it.

B. Hey Mark! Here is a suggestion, why don't you eat it. Actually while you are at that, pound sand!

by The Cash Man July 23, 2003

EAT IT

When a baseball player wants to tell their teammate to keep the ball

"John, EAT IT"

by old_yellow May 25, 2019